Stories from when I was young and possibly dumb

So, I felt like writing something, and I figured it might be interesting to talk about some of the stuff that happened to me while I was younger. One of the earlier things I remember happened when I was in early elementary school - 1st or 2nd grade. At the time, I went to a Christian school. Not a Catholic school, mind you - just a school that happened to include a Christian curriculum. Now, being my thoughtless, carefree self, I had brought in a toy to school (possibly for show-and-tell, but I'm not certain). In particular, it was a LEGO set from the BIONICLE toy line. To be even more specific, one of these guys: They were these bugs called Nui-Rama. You could hold one by the stinger-tail thing, and if you pressed a button on the back, the wings would flap. They were rad. Well, anyway, I was super excited about bringing it, and just had to show one of the teachers. I remember I showed off the wing-flapping thing, and then showing that the arms and claws could move. I did...